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K, they're gone, on their way to PDX, so now I can fill you in on what's really going on...
This Kat & Brian thing. Fate tenderly handing each other their soulmate in Paris or one-way ticket on a terrorist hijacked 747, who's to say? No, no, no, the kid’s alright & Brian’s smiling like he just picked the lock to Guitar Center or received a humongously huge gift certificate to his favourite tattoo parlour, so I guess everything’s super. I’m just feeling caustic about the whole business because I’ve been relegated to the inferior position of third wheel, a social class wholly foreign to me, seeing as how my girlfriend has been giving me the cold shoulder as of late. Just kidding, I love ya pidge!
The connection that Kat & Brian have is a bit eerie though. Sure, I’ve fallen in love in three romantic, magical, sextastic days just like the next guy has, but usually me & the next guy take some time to lean back, smoke a cig, slap our bare stomachs a few times & fall out of love just as quickly. Of course considering where I am i/r/t relationships & how intensely sure I feel, I’m in no fit position to judge. But I like to judge, so I think I will.
There.
Other news, think I overdrafted my account this morning but hotdamn, it was a good breakfast.